moemail@MoeFugger.com

Yo, Moe…
Thanks bro, your comments mean a lot. We have a good time over here…but, it does get a little crazy. I'll get up some more pics of the adventures we have and I'm orderin' up some Moe shirts, so that we can go moe fuggin' nuts! Talk at ya later and again thanks for the support. Go Easy!

ApacheWoolf
Spc Chris Ogilvie
Camp Page So. Korea
"A" Company 602
Aviation Support Battalian

PS: when's that miss moe fugger gonna do a swim suit layout? She's getting' me all hot and weird and stuff… I'm feelin' all funny inside. I think uuummm immm woah moe what was that?!

Moe: Whoa, it's true what they say 'bout you flyboys...need ta get some strange on yo' next furlough, you ApacheWoolf-dawg, you!
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Moe: Picked up the first CD, when I was over last year visiting CJ's wife with her Uncle James from Glasgow, Scotland. Will pick up the second this year when we come back over. Passed the CD round to me mates and they all love it, they cant wait for the next installment of MOE'S unique humor.
Frank & James (Glasgow, Scotland)

Moe: Yo, F & J, It sho' does my heart good to see you Scots gettin' yo' laffs from our Friggen CDs...keep spreadin' the word...and sendin' yo' mates ta my place on da web. Check out the new CD now available online at Moe's CDs.
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Dearest Moe...Awhile back I ordered a t-shirt and cap from ya!!!!! LOVE 'EM!!!!! Want another t-shirt or so...Hope they're comin back soooooon!!!!!!!!!! Love ya, Kim

Moe: Yeah, baby...matter a fact...check out Moe Stuff...'cause the new Moe Fugger "SUK IT" T-Shirts are now in...buy a bunch for family & friends, yo...
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Greetings from South Korea.
Send Moe over here…we have a rice drink called Soju. Is it possible to come up with a Moe Fugger for Koreans? Maybe call it MOJO…I'm sure Austin Powers wouldn't mind! I been looking for your comedy CDs over here and can't find 'em anywhere. I have a few mp3s that I've gotten off the web. I've been lettin' everyone hear them and they get a kick out of it. If ya could, let me know where I can get some moe fugger stuff like shirts and CDs.
Welp gotta head back out to work on my moe fuggin' helicopter…heres a pic of me with it. You can fit a 6 pack into each tube of the rocket launcher and the aux fuel tank can hold 250 gallons of moe fuggers! Forget the funnel…just drop that on my house! GO EASY!

ApacheWoolf
Spc Chris Ogilvie
Camp Page So. Korea
"A" Company 602
Aviation Support Battalian

Moe: Yo, ApacheWoolf...my brewin' empire has yet to go worldwide, so I ain't surprised ya can't find my fine Malt Liquor or Moe CDs n' tees over there...but, ya can find 'em on line here on this very web site. Good to hear you're having some laffs while doing a tough job for the rest of us. Keep up the good work...and be safe!
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What's up, Moe?!
I just got back from six months of being deployed overseas. Fortunately I brought my fuggin' CDs with me, so there was plenty o' Moe to go around. My fellow Marines and I enjoyed it, and can't wait for the next batch of malt liquor to come out!
-LCPL Null

Moe: 'Tanks, Null...we friggen guys salute ya'll fo' servin' our country and we really get off on knowin' ya'll are enjoyin' our comedy while you do such important work. Take it easy...and I'm runnin' a batch o' Moe right now.
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HI THERE,
I AM IN CALGARY, ALBERTA AND AM A BIG FAN OF THE MOE ADS. ARE THE CDS AVAILABLE IN STORES OR ONLY ONLINE ?

THANKS,
RICK MARSHALL

Moe: Ga-Day, eh? Glad to have ya listenin'! Well, some Friggen comedy CDscan be found in Central Florida Best Buys, Virgin Megastore at Disney's West Side, FYE, Camleot Music, DiskJockey, etc...BUT, yo' best bet is to grab 'em right here on this web site.
Go to Moe CDs...and buy till yo' wallet squeals with pain!
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Hey Moe Fugger

I've been hearing you Fugger's down here in Miami's rock station
94.9 Zeta for a while now.I just have one thing to say. "You Fugger's are allright"....Ever time I hear you Moe fugger's on the radio, I can't stop laughing. The shit you guys say is to funny as Fugg...I've been wanting to sport thoses Moe Fugger T-Shrits for a while now but ever time I go to order them online you guys don't have anymore in stock. What up with that... So can you Hook'it up with 2 of the those "Moe Fugger T-Shirts" (One Black & One White)...
Thanks Moe
Keep those Fugger bits coming in...Talk to you Mo' Fugger later.
Jose
P.S. To all the Girl's out there
Suck it.......suck this big moe fugger!

Moe: Jose...good to hear we be makin' So. Florida laff yer asses off. the long awaited new Moe tees are now in...so have at 'em...and tell yo' friends we got a bunch. wear 'em with pride...and oh, I'm sure the girls are lining up to service you.
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Moe: hey moe, you need to get some more T-shirts and offer XXL for the big moefuggers like me.
BigSexy

Moe: Hey, BigSexy! (don't get any ideas)...we now got ya covered...literally! Go to Moe's Stuff...and see the All New Moe Fugger "SUK IT" logo tees. We got sizes M-L-XL...2XL...
EVEN 3XL for bigger Moe Fuggers than you!
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Hello,
Just wanted to let you know that I think your bits are funny as hell. Keep up the good work, you guys are great!!!

Dan Gauvin

Moe: Hello, backatcha, Dan-man. Thanx fo' the comments!
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Yo, Moe!
Just curious on shipping cost of 2 CDs to Australia.
Yo able to help me out ?
cheers
Jason Myatt

Moe: Always cool to hear from fugger lovers from overseas. We've done adjusted Moe's Shopping Cart to work out the S&H charges automatically for ya when ya order. Thanks, Jason for yo' support and spreadin' the Friggen laffs down under.
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Dear Moe Fugger,
I came to work today thinking that it was gonna be a normal day, boy was I wrong. Im sittin waiting for work when a fellow Tech comes up and tells us there is a fine ass woman out front of the Dealership in a string bikini. I walked out there and she was awesome! We (most techs) stood amazed to see this girl there half naked. I wish it happened everyday. We were trying to figure out what she was doing and found out that she is Miss Moe Fugger!
If shes making a calender or something please send one or more to the Service Department at Don Reid Ford in Orlando.
Today was the best day at work ever.
Please thank her for doing it during working hrs. We all loved it.

Miss Moe Fugger you made getting out bed on time worth it, Thanks

Your Ford Tech
Brian Dowling

Moe: Yo, horney Ford tech...glad you agree with the rest of the planet...Kelly Newton, our own Miss Moe Fugger, is truly a delightful lady...and one fine piece o' ass. A MMF calendar jus might happen in the future. (She's featured on the cover and inside of the "Moe Fugger & Other "twisted" Radio Comedy).
Jus' hope you guys weren't bleeding anybody's brakes when she distracted ya'll!
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Dear MoeFugger,
Hi! My name is Stinkyballs. I love you, man! (But not in a homer-sexual way...LOL). Well MoeFugger, I love your fine product. Ass a matter of fak, my girlfriend jes' got her winshiell busted the other day by this Mexican dude, suckin' on a MoeFuggah.
I miss that ole skool commercial dat I heardeded on the radio, on 96Rock (WKLS- Atlanta, GA)- it was so funny! It had this old dude who sounded like Wolfman Jack...and he got on there and says "Is you havin' a bad day? Well then, suck on one of these MoeFuggah's!" I laughed my balls off! That was so funny. The last time I heard it, howevah, was one year ago lass Desimber. I mite order me a Big MoeFugger T-Shirt, too...cause I'm a big fat Hillbilly Cracker. Well, I gots to go! Much love!
Peace, love, and Barbecue
Mr. Stinkyballs

Moe: Yo, Mr. Stinky-nads...glad to have a hillbilly like you as a fan
(I thinks!)...but, guess if ya laff yer balls off...you be forced ta change yo' smelly name, right?! Better grab some o' dem Official Moe Fugger Tees n' Caps while they is in stock and on sale...they is goin' faster than a condoms at a ho convention!
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Hey Moe,
I want to agree with Rick Moore. I am from St. Petersburg, Fl and I
listen to 98 Rock (97.9 WXTB) and Big Rig plays a Moe Fugger commercial almost everytime he goes to commercial. I just bought both of your cds and I laugh my ass off. I'm spreadin the word to all my fuggin friends about ya.
Mike Scotti

Moe: Yeah, Scotti, Big Rig is a Moe Fugger supporter for some time now...and 'tanks to you, man, for yo' support...buyin' the CD's and telling others to swing by the site and pick up there own...that's mucho appreciated!
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Yo Moe
How about Moe fugger in a can or draft. or moe fugger "Strong Moe Fuggin Whiskey" I'd put down some money fo dat stuff. Bye the way dude, Your one cool moe fugger.
-C-Lane
Orlando, FL

Moe: Yo C-Lane...I gots Moe Fugger in a can...the wide mouth "chuggers"...I gots Moe Head draft...Ax fo' 'em by name! As fo' a Moe Fugger whiskey...maybe I be gittin' into the harder stuff...on down the line. 'Tanks for the kind words, man.
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-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hey Moe!
Happy Easter!

I gave hubbee his Moe Fugger Tee this morning,(it's his birthday), he's tickled purple! The big problem is going to be...being able to take it off his back long enough so I can wash it! Once again, thanks for the speedy delivery and great correspondence!
Don't eat too many chocolate eggs!
Sylvie Jamison
Calgary, AB
Canada

Moe: Too late, Sylvie...I been lickin' chocolate offa my lips...clothes... furniture... you name it! Glad yo' Birthday Boy's wearin' the MF logo up north! It's great ta' have fans like you spreadin' the word & laffs!
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Say Moe...
Wha's happnin' babeh!
Just want to let you guys know how much I enjoy the Moe bits that air on 98 Rock here in Tampa. (thanks for letting Big Rig put Moe on the radio down here) and how glad I am to find out Moe has his own website. This is one happy mo' fuggah hyaahhh! Keep those Moe bits coming, and thanks again from us fuggers here in Tampa.
Suck it.......suck this big mo' fugger hyaaahhh!
Rick Moore

Moe: 'Tanks, Rick...98 ROCKS Tampa Bay! And so do fans like you!
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Moe...greatest cd I ever heard!
I'm from new jersey and a friend of mine turned me onto 'moe' which he got from a guy from work who got it from god knows where... I'm playing it to anyone who'll listen. helps pass the time at work when some one walks in and I get a 'was happnin...'. keep it up.
SodaNut

Moe: Yeah, Soda-baby...playin' comedy bits makes the day slip away!
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Yoooo is some funny Moe Fuggers------
My ass has been laughin fo neahly a mont now.
I got some nasty ass mask dat I tinks is the badest friggin lookin Moe to dis date. I be takin some pics of my bootiful face an sendin em' to ya booooth. In da meantime I be suggin some ice cold liqura to celebrate ya'll.

Fugger Fan # 1
Bartlett N.H.

Moe: Say...is I to asume that you means I is one nasty ass Moe Fugger? Huh! 'Tanks anyway, I think.
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hey.
just wanted to tell you.....a friend of ours that lives in Florida and listens to the radio station....98 rock....told us about your KICK ASS commercials....i could not believe that they are actual real commercials or that moe fugger is an actual BEER!!! he swears that moe fugger IS a real beer...( i still don't believe him...cause your commercials are just TOO funny to be made by a real enterprise..
WHAT i want to KNOW is!!! WHERE can i BUY moe fugger beer..can my local liquor store order it for me?.....
IF it IS a real beer....PLEASE PLEASE tell me that it IS a real beer! mainly cause.......i want to believe that there is a company in America that is not trying to mamby pamby around with its advertisement...90% of America will be more willing to buy a product that advertises their product in a REAL manner and one that makes them LAUGH THEIR ASS OFF!!!! I want to buy moe fugger beer mainly cause of the advertisement...like "they" say....80% of a products success is due to the PACKAGING!! and i think that you are doing a hell of a job packaging this beer...if it ISNT a real beer....IT SHOULD BE!!! you would make a killing.....
Me and my husband are professional people...( I am an R.N. and he is an engineering technician)....we are in our early 30's and i think we represent the largest buying population in the nation....
I am just very happy to see HONEST....advertising in America....I think even EXLAX advertisements should say..."do you need to take a shit?"......well..".HELL yeah i need to take a shit....Im gonna buy some of THAT!!"

Thanks for listening.....and THANKS FOR THE GREAT LAUGHS!!!!!! (even IF moe fugger beer isn't a real beer!).

Paula Roberts

Moe: Whoa, baby! When you get wound up...you covers alotta ground! Well, 'tanks fo' all the kind words n' yeah...if somebody has the vision and $$$ to approach me and make Moe Fugger available in true liquid form...I agree...it would kick ultimate ass!
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hey moe whussup!! love the bits i heard yo stuff on waaf up here in boston. my brother in law lefty is from brooklyn new york and he loves yo stuff too!! stay cool bros keep crankin out dem moe fuggers.
Lugnutz66

Moe: We be crankin', Lugnutz...nice handle. Tell all my Beantown buds, "Suk it."
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Yo Moe!
Thanks for the great service--the caps and cd's are fantastic. Is the Moe
Fugger bit with the plastic bottles--emphysema on the next cd? That routine
is one of my favorites--are there just two Moe cd's so far--I need to get
all of them. Thanks.
Rick Straker

Moe: You is welcome, Rick...dat bit is called "Aunt Fazeema" and yeah it's on "Son of Fugger"...the 2nd of our two Friggen comedy CDs...so far.
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HEY MOE,
YOUR FIRST CD IS BAD ASS...I'M ORDERING THE NEW ONE AND CANT WAIT TO HEAR MO' OF YOUR FUNNY SHIT...I BE A HAPPY CUSTOMER.
HENRY

Moe: Yeah, baby...tell all yo' friends 'bout www.MoeFugger.com...and spread Moe laffs!
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I wanted to write you a quik note and tell you that you guys are truly one of the best teams I've ever heard. You guys are the reason I stayed in radio so long..My partner and I thank you for your influence , and we hope "Moe Go Flow Platinum" ! Feel free to drop me a line, I'll send you some of the bits we've done after we open the doors... I thank my buddy from Pensicola for introducing me to the Fuggers! Leni from the 101 Morning Show Imaging, Production & Engineering Director @ Banana Studios Minneapolis

Moe: Yo, Leni...you must be talkin' to those Friggen Radio Guys who write & produce my comedy...well, CJ & Dave told me ta tell ya'll...they appreciates yo' comments. Now get back on the air...folks be listenin'!
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Deah Moe, I jus wants ta tell ya dat you da funnies Mo Fugger I eva herd. You make me laff so hahd in da monin, dat I bout reck ma mo fuggin cah. Keeps up da goohd wurk. One uh yo mo fuggin fans
Shelly

Thanks, Les Quillman

Moe: Top O' the marnin' ta ya, Les, glad ya likes the bit on my Mean Green Irish Creme Ale...it's available on the first Friggen comedy CD "Moe Fugger & Other "Twisted" radio Comedy and you can git yo' grimey meathooks into one on-line...check out MOE CDS.
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Hey MOE...How much would shipping be to Calgary Alberta Canada? How much would "Moe Fugger Twisted Radio Comedy CD" be altogether in canadian funds? how long
would it take to get here?
Tyler

Moe: Since you and loads o' other Canadian Fugger fans requsted it...we have added Canada shipping charges as a choice when you is ordering from this here web site...no prob! As for turn 'round time...my guys ship things within a week if not sooner. 'Tanks, man.
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Moe-
Yo shiiiiit is da bomb. Hope you don't mind!!
Happy mo fuggin holidays to ya!!
Russ Haney
Program Director
krx - Your Online Party Channel
(We're Blowin' Up Your Pentium!)
www.krxonline.com

Moe: Yo, Russ-man, why would I miiiiiiiiind?
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Hey Moe,
I really love the comedy bits! One suggestion though....how about a Moe Fugger Hugger so that I can hold my Malt Liqura in man? I've got guys at work that would buy'em too.
joel

Moe: yeah, Joel...we is ahead uh yuh...some mo Moe Stuff is in the works...hang tight!
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Moe: My wife hates you...thats right she can't stand your moe fuggin ass, but i on the other hand think you're one cool moe fugger. Keep up the good work.
peace.

Moe: Yo, peace-man, you gots the right idea...joke her if she can't take a #*%!
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Yo that Moe Fugger goes down smoother than a60 year old HO,
Keep Rockin,Travis
Halifax, Nova Scotia Canada

Moe: Sounds like you is talkin' from experience, Travis...
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Moe
Your shit kicks big fugging ASS
Eightball5261

Moe: Sounds like you is talkin' from experience, Eightball...
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Awesome work guys.... Love the radio ads.... They always bring laughter to a dull day. I listen to your ad on CJAY 92 out of Calgary, Alberta.
Keep it up
Paul

Moe: You make me feel brand new. Up is the only way I keep it. 'Tanks!
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