Dear Mr. Moe Fugger,
We would like to extend a icy cold Moe Fugger Malt Liquor to you for giving us some humor while we were in Iraq. Bravo CO, 27th Engineer Battalion of FT Bragg, NC deployed a small 8 man Sapper Team to assist the 75th Ranger Reg. 2nd Battalion during Operation Iraqi Freedom. Our group survived a combat jump, and many missions with the Rangers that didn't make it in the news because the media was restricted from all Special Operations. However, we of Bravo Company would like to say Thank You for giving us a good laugh while the times weren't so good. Were we able to sit down, and remember those hilarious radio commercials and advertisements and things seemed to be a little better at times.

While our job is primarily that of an Airborne Combat Engineer, we functioned as the Ranger's primary source of demolition experts, booby trap neutralizing, and mine warfare sapper team. All of us are back now and we'd like to invest in a few of the new shirts to enjoy the good times. We really appreciate your effort and hope that America will be a safer place for all "Moe Fuggers" in the future. We have 8 Sappers that want 8 large shirts, we are wondering how much this would cost, and if you'd be interested in a group picture of us sporting the Moe Fugger shirts with our "equipment" that survived Iraq? When you get free time feel free to email me at cory.gober@us.army.mil or this email address. I receive both.

Thanks again!
Bco Sappers

Yo, Bco Sapper heros!

What can my ass say...but, I is touched by yo' kind letter and appreciation fo' our comedy...and it means that you took the time to send me this letter and tell me we may of lightened yo' load a bit in Iraq...but, of course, it means so much mo' that ya'll did what ya did fo' us all over there. We'll never forget that what ya'll do allows us the freedom ta do what we do.

THANK YOU!

BTW - 8 large Moe Fugger tees are headed yo' way!

Suk it.
Moe
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Hey Moe,
Your shit is hilarious, I want to work for Moe Fuggers.. any
positions open? 'Cause if there was then I could work for you guys and be able to afford one of those sweet Moe Fugger T-Shirts, I wish I could get one, but I can't afford it, anyways, Moe Fugger rules, peace out y'all,
James

Moe: Yo, Yo, Yo, Jimbo!

Thanks buttloads fo' the compliments...and I's flattered ya want to come work fo' me...maybe ya could lick bottle labels? How long's yo' tongue, dood? Heya yuh yuh! save up those nickels and dimes and maybe some day soon...you, too, can be sportin' a Moe tee.

Suk it.
Moe
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Hi Moe,
This is Chris's (Apachewoolf's) wife. He was only home from Korea for a short time before he was sent to Kuwait. Thank you for sending the great letters. I try to print them all and send for him to read. Just wanted you to know he is away, but is still getting your great emails.

Thanks so much.

Moe: Yo! Apache's lovely wife!

Thanks fo' yo' kind reply...and please know we here at www.MoeFugger.com couldn't be more proud of what your brave husband and his comrades are doing for us all. Tell him we salute him with an ice cold big Moe Fugger and pray for a safe and speedy return home...after he helps kick Saddam's nasty ass, of course!
God Bless America!

Suk it.
Moe
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Dear Moe,
Just about fainted this night watching gorgeous Kelly on Fear Factor. Does she have a web site??? If not tell her she should.
Rudy

Moe: Yo, we all couldn't agree mo', Rudy...Miss Moe Fugger makes us pants-busting-proud every day! Check out her still-under-construction website: www.kellynewton.tv and try not to soil yo' PC screen!

Suk it.
Moe
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Yo! Moe Fugger...How's it going Moe?
Just got your "Son of Fugger" in the mail the other day and have listened to it with friends..my god ....did we ever laugh our asses off. I've gotta tell you.......I started doing the skits emulating you guys and the boys couldn't believe how good I sound.........My question is...........A little while ago..I heard a skit with you and some babe advertising eggnog (I think!) what I do remember in the skit was a line that went "So, all you hoe's and bitches...". As soon as I heard that skit....I was on the hunt for your discs! Now, where do I find hat skit? It blew me away that it was on the radio station here in Calgary, Alberta.
Suk it.
Andy

Moe: Waz happenin', Andrew?! Thanks fo' for yo' appreeciatin' our comedy...always great to hear. As for the Moe Fugger Egg Nog commercial...it's not yet on a CD (but will be on the next one). we hope to have a new one out later this year...packed with mo' Moe and other crazy shit. Send yo' buds to this web site...so I can afford to keep partyin' with my "hoe's n' bitches"!
Suk it.
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Dear Moe. Thanks so much for Moe Fuggers malt liquor and the commercials. You are absolutely right I laughed my ass off. Funniest shit I ever did hear. My brother told me about your spots but I didn't beleive him and thought he was just pulling my leg. But then he brought one of your cd's to da house and played it for me. Damn funny. Here's one for you. How about a Moe Fugger Baseball style jersey? It would be too cool and look stylish as well. Keep up the good work at the brewery. And SUK a big Moe Fugger for me. Peace. Jim. M

Moe: It always duz my heart good ta hear from fans like yerself, James, 'cause yo' entertainment is what we does it fo'! The baseball jersey is a good idea...I'll pass it along ta my crew.
Suk it.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yo, Moe…
Thanks bro, your comments mean a lot. We have a good time over here…but, it does get a little crazy. I'll get up some more pics of the adventures we have and I'm orderin' up some Moe shirts, so that we can go moe fuggin' nuts! Talk at ya later and again thanks for the support. Go Easy!

ApacheWoolf
Spc Chris Ogilvie
Camp Page So. Korea
"A" Company 602
Aviation Support Battalian

PS: when's that miss moe fugger gonna do a swim suit layout? She's getting' me all hot and weird and stuff… I'm feelin' all funny inside. I think uuummm immm woah moe what was that?!

Moe: Whoa, it's true what they say 'bout you flyboys...need ta get some strange on yo' next furlough, you ApacheWoolf-dawg, you!
Suk it.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Moe: Picked up the first CD, when I was over last year visiting CJ's wife with her Uncle James from Glasgow, Scotland. Will pick up the second this year when we come back over. Passed the CD round to me mates and they all love it, they cant wait for the next installment of MOE'S unique humor.
Frank & James (Glasgow, Scotland)

Moe: Yo, F & J, It sho' does my heart good to see you Scots gettin' yo' laffs from our Friggen CDs...keep spreadin' the word...and sendin' yo' mates ta my place on da web. Check out the new CD now available online at Moe's CDs.
Suk it.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dearest Moe...Awhile back I ordered a t-shirt and cap from ya!!!!! LOVE 'EM!!!!! Want another t-shirt or so...Hope they're comin back soooooon!!!!!!!!!! Love ya, Kim

Moe: Yeah, baby...matter a fact...check out Moe Stuff...'cause the new Moe Fugger "SUK IT" T-Shirts are now in...buy a bunch for family & friends, yo...
Suk it.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Greetings from South Korea.
Send Moe over here…we have a rice drink called Soju. Is it possible to come up with a Moe Fugger for Koreans? Maybe call it MOJO…I'm sure Austin Powers wouldn't mind! I been looking for your comedy CDs over here and can't find 'em anywhere. I have a few mp3s that I've gotten off the web. I've been lettin' everyone hear them and they get a kick out of it. If ya could, let me know where I can get some moe fugger stuff like shirts and CDs.
Welp gotta head back out to work on my moe fuggin' helicopter…heres a pic of me with it. You can fit a 6 pack into each tube of the rocket launcher and the aux fuel tank can hold 250 gallons of moe fuggers! Forget the funnel…just drop that on my house! GO EASY!

ApacheWoolf
Spc Chris Ogilvie
Camp Page So. Korea
"A" Company 602
Aviation Support Battalian

Moe: Yo, ApacheWoolf...my brewin' empire has yet to go worldwide, so I ain't surprised ya can't find my fine Malt Liquor or Moe CDs n' tees over there...but, ya can find 'em on line here on this very web site. Good to hear you're having some laffs while doing a tough job for the rest of us. Keep up the good work...and be safe!
Suk it.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What's up, Moe?!
I just got back from six months of being deployed overseas. Fortunately I brought my fuggin' CDs with me, so there was plenty o' Moe to go around. My fellow Marines and I enjoyed it, and can't wait for the next batch of malt liquor to come out!
-LCPL Null

Moe: 'Tanks, Null...we friggen guys salute ya'll fo' servin' our country and we really get off on knowin' ya'll are enjoyin' our comedy while you do such important work. Take it easy...and I'm runnin' a batch o' Moe right now.
Suk it.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- HI THERE,
I AM IN CALGARY, ALBERTA AND AM A BIG FAN OF THE MOE ADS. ARE THE CDS AVAILABLE IN STORES OR ONLY ONLINE ?
THANKS,
RICK MARSHALL

Moe: Ga-Day, eh? Glad to have ya listenin'! Well, some Friggen comedy CDscan be found in Central Florida Best Buys, Virgin Megastore at Disney's West Side, FYE, Camleot Music, DiskJockey, etc...BUT, yo' best bet is to grab 'em right here on this web site.
Go to Moe CDs...and buy till yo' wallet squeals with pain!
Suk it.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hey Moe Fugger!
I've been hearing you Fugger's down here in Miami's rock station
94.9 Zeta for a while now.I just have one thing to say. "You Fugger's are allright"....Ever time I hear you Moe fugger's on the radio, I can't stop laughing. The shit you guys say is to funny as Fugg...I've been wanting to sport thoses Moe Fugger T-Shrits for a while now but ever time I go to order them online you guys don't have anymore in stock. What up with that... So can you Hook'it up with 2 of the those "Moe Fugger T-Shirts" (One Black & One White)...
Thanks Moe
Keep those Fugger bits coming in...Talk to you Mo' Fugger later.
Jose
P.S. To all the Girl's out there
Suck it.......suck this big moe fugger!

Moe: Jose...good to hear we be makin' So. Florida laff yer asses off. the long awaited new Moe tees are now in...so have at 'em...and tell yo' friends we got a bunch. wear 'em with pride...and oh, I'm sure the girls are lining up to service you.
Suk it.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Moe: hey moe, you need to get some more T-shirts and offer XXL for the big moefuggers like me.
BigSexy

Moe: Hey, BigSexy! (don't get any ideas)...we now got ya covered...literally! Go to Moe's Stuff...and see the All New Moe Fugger "SUK IT" logo tees. We got sizes M-L-XL...2XL...
EVEN 3XL for bigger Moe Fuggers than you!
Suk it.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hello,
Just wanted to let you know that I think your bits are funny as hell. Keep up the good work, you guys are great!!!
Dan Gauvin

Moe: Hello, backatcha, Dan-man. Thanx fo' the comments!
Suk it.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yo, Moe!
Just curious on shipping cost of 2 CDs to Australia.
Yo able to help me out ?
cheers
Jason Myatt

Moe: Always cool to hear from fugger lovers from overseas. We've done adjusted Moe's Shopping Cart to work out the S&H charges automatically for ya when ya order. Thanks, Jason for yo' support and spreadin' the Friggen laffs down under.
Suk it.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dear Moe Fugger,
I came to work today thinking that it was gonna be a normal day, boy was I wrong. Im sittin waiting for work when a fellow Tech comes up and tells us there is a fine ass woman out front of the Dealership in a string bikini. I walked out there and she was awesome! We (most techs) stood amazed to see this girl there half naked. I wish it happened everyday. We were trying to figure out what she was doing and found out that she is Miss Moe Fugger!
If shes making a calender or something please send one or more to the Service Department at Don Reid Ford in Orlando.
Today was the best day at work ever.
Please thank her for doing it during working hrs. We all loved it.
Miss Moe Fugger you made getting out bed on time worth it, Thanks
Your Ford Tech
Brian Dowling

Moe: Yo, horney Ford tech...glad you agree with the rest of the planet...Kelly Newton, our own Miss Moe Fugger, is truly a delightful lady...and one fine piece o' ass. A MMF calendar jus might happen in the future. (She's featured on the cover and inside of the "Moe Fugger & Other "twisted" Radio Comedy).
Jus' hope you guys weren't bleeding anybody's brakes when she distracted ya'll!
Suk it.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dear MoeFugger,
Hi! My name is Stinkyballs. I love you, man! (But not in a homer-sexual way...LOL). Well MoeFugger, I love your fine product. Ass a matter of fak, my girlfriend jes' got her winshiell busted the other day by this Mexican dude, suckin' on a MoeFuggah.
I miss that ole skool commercial dat I heardeded on the radio, on 96Rock (WKLS- Atlanta, GA)- it was so funny! It had this old dude who sounded like Wolfman Jack...and he got on there and says "Is you havin' a bad day? Well then, suck on one of these MoeFuggah's!" I laughed my balls off! That was so funny. The last time I heard it, howevah, was one year ago lass Desimber. I mite order me a Big MoeFugger T-Shirt, too...cause I'm a big fat Hillbilly Cracker. Well, I gots to go! Much love!
Peace, love, and Barbecue
Mr. Stinkyballs

Moe: Yo, Mr. Stinky-nads...glad to have a hillbilly like you as a fan
(I thinks!)...but, guess if ya laff yer balls off...you be forced ta change yo' smelly name, right?! Better grab some o' dem Official Moe Fugger Tees n' Caps while they is in stock and on sale...they is goin' faster than a condoms at a ho convention!
Suk it.
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Hey Moe,
I want to agree with Rick Moore. I am from St. Petersburg, Fl and I
listen to 98 Rock (97.9 WXTB) and Big Rig plays a Moe Fugger commercial almost everytime he goes to commercial. I just bought both of your cds and I laugh my ass off. I'm spreadin the word to all my fuggin friends about ya.
Mike Scotti

Moe: Yeah, Scotti, Big Rig is a Moe Fugger supporter for some time now...and 'tanks to you, man, for yo' support...buyin' the CD's and telling others to swing by the site and pick up there own...that's mucho appreciated!
Suk it.
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Yo Moe
How about Moe fugger in a can or draft. or moe fugger "Strong Moe Fuggin Whiskey" I'd put down some money fo dat stuff. Bye the way dude, Your one cool moe fugger.
-C-Lane
Orlando, FL

Moe: Yo C-Lane...I gots Moe Fugger in a can...the wide mouth "chuggers"...I gots Moe Head draft...Ax fo' 'em by name! As fo' a Moe Fugger whiskey...maybe I be gittin' into the harder stuff...on down the line. 'Tanks for the kind words, man.
Suk it.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hey Moe!
I gave hubbee his Moe Fugger Tee this morning,(it's his birthday), he's tickled purple! The big problem is going to be...being able to take it off his back long enough so I can wash it! Once again, thanks for the speedy delivery and great correspondence!
Don't eat too many chocolate eggs!
Sylvie Jamison
Calgary, AB
Canada

Moe: Too late, Sylvie...I been lickin' chocolate offa my lips...clothes... furniture... you name it! Glad yo' Birthday Boy's wearin' the MF logo up north! It's great ta' have fans like you spreadin' the word & laffs!
Suk it.
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Say Moe...Wha's happnin' babeh!
Just want to let you guys know how much I enjoy the Moe bits that air on 98 Rock here in Tampa. (thanks for letting Big Rig put Moe on the radio down here) and how glad I am to find out Moe has his own website. This is one happy mo' fuggah hyaahhh! Keep those Moe bits coming, and thanks again from us fuggers here in Tampa.
Suck it.......suck this big mo' fugger hyaaahhh!
Rick Moore

Moe: 'Tanks, Rick...98 ROCKS Tampa Bay! And so do fans like you!
Suk it.
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Moe...greatest cd I ever heard!
I'm from new jersey and a friend of mine turned me onto 'moe' which he got from a guy from work who got it from god knows where... I'm playing it to anyone who'll listen. helps pass the time at work when some one walks in and I get a 'was happnin...'. keep it up.
SodaNut

Moe: Yeah, Soda-baby...playin' comedy bits makes the day slip away!
Suk it.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yoooo is some funny Moe Fuggers------
My ass has been laughin fo neahly a mont now.
I got some nasty ass mask dat I tinks is the badest friggin lookin Moe to dis date. I be takin some pics of my bootiful face an sendin em' to ya booooth. In da meantime I be suggin some ice cold liqura to celebrate ya'll.

Fugger Fan # 1
Bartlett N.H.

Moe: Say...is I to asume that you means I is one nasty ass Moe Fugger? Huh! 'Tanks anyway, I think.
Suk it.
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hey.
just wanted to tell you.....a friend of ours that lives in Florida and listens to the radio station....98 rock....told us about your KICK ASS commercials....i could not believe that they are actual real commercials or that moe fugger is an actual BEER!!! he swears that moe fugger IS a real beer...( i still don't believe him...cause your commercials are just TOO funny to be made by a real enterprise..
WHAT i want to KNOW is!!! WHERE can i BUY moe fugger beer..can my local liquor store order it for me?.....
IF it IS a real beer....PLEASE PLEASE tell me that it IS a real beer! mainly cause.......i want to believe that there is a company in America that is not trying to mamby pamby around with its advertisement...90% of America will be more willing to buy a product that advertises their product in a REAL manner and one that makes them LAUGH THEIR ASS OFF!!!! I want to buy moe fugger beer mainly cause of the advertisement...like "they" say....80% of a products success is due to the PACKAGING!! and i think that you are doing a hell of a job packaging this beer...if it ISNT a real beer....IT SHOULD BE!!! you would make a killing.....
Me and my husband are professional people...( I am an R.N. and he is an engineering technician)....we are in our early 30's and i think we represent the largest buying population in the nation....
I am just very happy to see HONEST....advertising in America....I think even EXLAX advertisements should say..."do you need to take a shit?"......well..".HELL yeah i need to take a shit....Im gonna buy some of THAT!!"
Thanks for listening.....and THANKS FOR THE GREAT LAUGHS!!!!!! (even IF moe fugger beer isn't a real beer!).
Paula Roberts

Moe: Whoa, baby! When you get wound up...you covers alotta ground! Well, 'tanks fo' all the kind words n' yeah...if somebody has the vision and $$$ to approach me and make Moe Fugger available in true liquid form...I agree...it would kick ultimate ass!
Suk it.
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hey moe whussup!! love the bits i heard yo stuff on waaf up here in boston. my brother in law lefty is from brooklyn new york and he loves yo stuff too!! stay cool bros keep crankin out dem moe fuggers.
Lugnutz66

Moe: We be crankin', Lugnutz...nice handle. Tell all my Beantown buds, Suk it.
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Yo Moe!
Thanks for the great service--the caps and cd's are fantastic. Is the Moe
Fugger bit with the plastic bottles--emphysema on the next cd? That routine
is one of my favorites--are there just two Moe cd's so far--I need to get
all of them. Thanks.
Rick Straker

Moe: You is welcome, Rick...dat bit is called "Aunt Fazeema" and yeah it's on "Son of Fugger"...the 2nd of our two Friggen comedy CDs...so far.
Suk it.
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HEY MOE,
YOUR FIRST CD IS BAD ASS...I'M ORDERING THE NEW ONE AND CANT WAIT TO HEAR MO' OF YOUR FUNNY SHIT...I BE A HAPPY CUSTOMER.
HENRY

Moe: Yeah, baby...tell all yo' friends 'bout www.MoeFugger.com...and spread Moe laffs!
Suk it.
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I wanted to write you a quik note and tell you that you guys are truly one of the best teams I've ever heard. You guys are the reason I stayed in radio so long..My partner and I thank you for your influence , and we hope "Moe Go Flow Platinum" ! Feel free to drop me a line, I'll send you some of the bits we've done after we open the doors... I thank my buddy from Pensicola for introducing me to the Fuggers! Leni from the 101 Morning Show Imaging, Production & Engineering Director @ Banana Studios Minneapolis

Moe: Yo, Leni...you must be talkin' to those Friggen Radio Guys who write & produce my comedy...well, CJ & Dave told me ta tell ya'll...they appreciates yo' comments. Now get back on the air...folks be listenin'!
Suk it.
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Deah Moe, I jus wants ta tell ya dat you da funnies Mo Fugger I eva herd. You make me laff so hahd in da monin, dat I bout reck ma mo fuggin cah. Keeps up da goohd wurk. One uh yo mo fuggin fans
Shelly

Moe: Sounds like you is talkin' from experience, Travis...
Suk it.
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Moe
Your shit kicks big fugging ASS
Eightball5261

Moe: Sounds like you is talkin' from experience, Eightball...
Suk it.
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Awesome work guys.... Love the radio ads.... They always bring laughter to a dull day. I listen to your ad on CJAY 92 out of Calgary, Alberta.
Keep it up
Paul

Moe: You make me feel brand new. Up is the only way I keep it. 'Tanks!
Suk it.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Gotta question or comment for Moe?
moemail@MoeFugger.com